The Breakfast Review

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, putting an end to the long period of not-eating that one endures in the interests of getting a good night's sleep. Unless one happens to raid the kitchen while sleepwalking, but that is an exceptional case.

Warning: Reviews contain spoilers. Save your eggs.

NOTE FOR 2019:
In case I haven't made it clear in previous years, I hate timed delivery with a burning passion. I've decided this year that I haven't got time to waste on anything that presumes upon my time. Any such game, unless it really really charms me in some other way, will go right to the end of my queue.

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