the secret of vegibal island

I don't think I can really be fair to this one. I suspect there's a pretty good game at the core of this thing, and what I did see was competently put together. It's a bit of an homage to The Secret of Monkey Island and, as such, borrows some of the humour. I can see a few attempts at dramatic flourishes which might otherwise have worked quite well. However, the command of English here is ... shaky, to put it lightly. It renders the text difficult to read, and I found myself increasingly reluctant to go on the further I went.

I can't do this. Sorry.