I can't play this.
I remember writing that back before I found my way to a Floo interpreter and ... I still can't play this.
To all appearances, this is a sort of text generator that plays out at a rate of one character per click. It's actually a little less cumbersome than the usual Visual Novel aesthetic of letting the text play out over time and clicking after every paragraph instead, because we can just hold down a key and ... let the text play out over time. But there's no sense in the text. So I might as well be watching random numbers fly by.
And I have better things to do with my time.
If this were breakfast, it would be the act of watching paint dry. Why would you?