We're following the adventures of Lucerne. It looks at first like a Labyrinth knock-off, but after three long pages of text with nothing to do, I began to get suspicious. Was there ever going to be some point where I got to interact with the story? I skipped through the text and eventually reached the end without once encountering anything that wasn't basically a "click to continue" button.

Nope. This isn't interactive fiction.

And it therefore isn't breakfast.